grab the horns by the bull.

if you can't join'em, beat'em.

i've been in these shoes before.

a pencil and paper never crash.

corrupt bits may lead to an infected socket.

if i could go back and do one thing again, it would be to not 
 give a shit about the future.

i'm feeling short-hindsighted lately.

the voices in my head don't say much.

the easiest way to see if someone is a murderer is to provoke them.

the mouth is faster than the foot.

i see the darkness at the end of the tunnel.

when in doubt scream and shout.

trouble comes in two's. how about a threesome?

the dirty bird gets the worm.

fidelity is a button on the stereo.

in the cheese factory everyone is equal.

P.C. Dream: masturbation, vitamins, and bluegrass music.

she's poetry in stagnation.

i touch myself when no-one can reach me.

killing pain makes me feel good.

chaste makes waste.

beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

who needs enemies with weapons like these.

intelligence is a burden. wisdom is a chalice.

i may not have everything, but i have everything else...

the thing about educated people is - they're all the same.

the light at the end of the tunnel is the train.

goodness isn't just something you take to the grave.

HRT: Three points at half-time.

People like you are hard to find! -Go on, get lost!

A confused psychopath with nothing but time to kill. 

keep busy or have time taken away from you. 

a bird in the bush is worth two from the hand.

i drink, therefore I am.

out of normalcy came no great invention. 

She goes like a lawn mower. Just don't get under her. 

Fuck me! no, really.

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